More Movie Madness

The Lone Ranger…

…Rides again! If you love Johny Depp, no matter what, then go see this movie. I love to watch him, so he gets 5 dead crows out of 5, but the rest of the movie, well, the words, Little Big Man – very light, come to mind. If you like westerns, desert, heat, dust, and train robberies and train wrecks you’ll like it. I think this movie had too many writers, too many cooks spoiled the broth. The more interesting story here is Tonto’s but it doesn’t get a chance to develop because this show is called The Lone Ranger, not Tonto’s Quest. Now, you’ll probably want to read my next string of words twice, but there are zombie bunnies in this movie, YES, you read it right, zombie bunnies, and why not? This movie appears to want to be the fantasy version of westerns the way Cowboys and Aliens was the science fiction version of westerns, but it doesn’t go far enough. I won’t mention the lack of chemistry between Depp and Armie Hammer. I give the movie 2 silver bullets out of 5.
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